RICHARD'S RIPPLE Via a strange quantum quirk straight out of Star Trek Richard has been zapped into funpod06! Now that he's tightly squeezed between two plates of glass why not take advantage? Warning : You may well need a sick bag handy for this one!

HOW TO PLAY PINCH MODE Pinch is the default mode. Left click and hold to pinch Richard's rubbery features. Release the mouse to let his chops snap back into place. BULGE WARP MODE Click the BULGE button top left to swap to bulge warp mode. Left Click and hold whilst moving the mouse cursor around the screen. GROSS! Release the mouse button to bulge him back into shape. DRAG MODE This is it, the ultimate relativity related face pulling! Click on the DRAG button to change mode. Left click and hold over the area you wish to pull out. Slowly drag the mouse in the desired direction. Hear the rubber reach breaking point! Release the mouse button to let his distorted features wobble around the screen. Try not to throw up over your keyboard please. Have flexible face fulls of fun! WARP FACTOR TEN OUT OF TEN For warp winning wannabees here are some advanced face wobbling techniques! In Pinch mode click and hold, then move the cursor up and down the center of his face.Woh! Whilst in bulge mode repeatedly click and release over Richard's nose in time with the flex. For drag mode enthusiasts, gently click tug and release all over the face for a freaky face effect! Finally try the 'nose cone'. In drag mode click the base of his nose and drag downwards slowly and release. Also try dragging the chin or mouth upwards and release. Yikes! Enjoy your winning warp wobbling ways...

FIVE FUN FACTS Richard's hair is normally quite well groomed despite appearances. He'd just washed his hair, mistook a wormhole for the plughole and 'POP'. Sucked into the Nth dimension! Once inside the continuum he travelled for a hundred yards, stopped off at Harrow On the Hill, turned left and circled Jupiter's second moon whilst symultaniously stubbing his toe on Pluto. He finally arrived sandwiched inside his latest funpod six months BEFORE he created it. If there's no funpod07 for a while at least you now know why.